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In this episode we discuss the 2005 film Constantine. You can watch it online on YouTube, Amazon or Hulu.

Content warnings for strong language, suicide, body horror, literal spiders, a lot of sex jokes, and being super Catholic on main.

We reference or spoil: Jacking Gehenna by Mirabella, Hellblazer comics, Star Trek: Voyager‘s “The Chute“, The Good Place, Friends’ episode “The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS”, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Hercules mythology, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Supernatural, Daredevil (comic), Daredevil (movie), James Bond canon, Good Omens, Jurassic Park, “Raptor Jesus born of Raptor virgin“, Mortified by Dee, John Milton‘s Paradise Lost, Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey, “Shia LaBeouf” Live by Rob Cantor, Edward Gorey‘s The Unstrung Harp, Doctor Who‘s “Bad Wolf” storyline, The Spirit of Christmas, Dr. Strange, Hello from the Magic Tavern, Star Trek: The Original Series, Gravity Falls, Ranma 1/2, John Wick, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Spider-man: Into the Spiderverse

The transcript will be available soon on nostoryissacred.com.

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